Fake News, anyone...?
You couldn't make this sh*t up, could you? Oh, no, hang on a sec; you could if you're The Donald, Leader of the Free World (no sniggering at the back, please).
Loved the article in the news this morning concerning TIME magazine's request to The Orange One for him to remove fake covers from display in at least five of his golf clubs.
Seems he had this one mocked up in order to feed his already over-inflated ego and impress his toadies.
The image - dated 1 March 2009 - turns out never to have been run in the magazine in any format. The true March edition actually featured actor Kate Winslet. I have no idea if she plays golf, but I can confirm she's far more attractive and has much more manageable hair.
A spokeswoman for the President, one Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said she would not comment on the 'decor' of his golf clubs.
Honestly, who'd have her job...?
It sure does give me an idea though.
As publication date for The Reckoning draws ever nearer, expect covers of the Sunday Times Magazine and the Telegraph Magazine to bear a full-page jacket image of the aforementioned masterpiece accompanied by a suitable tag line.
Oh, come on, you've got to admit it's worth a try....!