Newsweek Magazine: 'Conan's a boy...'
ABC News: 'Conan's a girl...'
US Special Operations Command: 'Conan's a boy...'
Newsweek (again): 'Conan's a girl...'
White House Press Secretary, Stephanie Grisham: 'Conan is a boy...'
Counsellor to the President, Kellyanne Conway: 'I can neither confirm nor deny...'
Unknown White House Official: 'Conan is a female...'
Stars & Stripes: 'Conan is a boy..'
US Defense Official: 'Conan is a girl..'
Stephen Colbert. 'Oh, for Pete's sake will someone just take a close look at that dog's crotch...'