• James McGee

Right, that's it. They'll have to go....



There's nothing else for it. I shall be driving up to Lancashire under cover of darkness tonight, whereupon I shall attempt to dismantle the statues of Eric Morecambe and Ken Dodd. Eric will be rolled unceremoniously into Morecambe Bay while Doddy will be tipped arse over elbow into the Mersey.


Both were guilty of wearing Baden-Powell shorts and therefore were clearly supporters of British colonialism. Admittedly, they were a lot funnier than King Leopold of the Belgians, but that's no excuse.


Who's with me...?