JAMES McGEE

The Orange Loon's at it again. Yeah, I know I seem to refer to him a lot but come on, the man is comedy gold. Once again he was...

Meanwhile, the SomersetLive website is doing its best to keep up morale...

"And the winner is ... a movie from South Korea. What the hell was that all about? We've got enough problems with South Korea with trade....

Now...

'What about you, Mr President...?'

Newsweek Magazine: 'Conan's a boy...' ABC News: 'Conan's a girl...' US Special Operations Command: 'Conan's a boy...' Newsweek (again):...

Brilliant. This is like one of those Spot the Difference Competitions... And no-one from his team noticed...?

For those of us of a certain vintage, the greeting: 'Good evening viewers' has just taken on a whole new meaning...

Good to know the Orange Loon's grasp of history is as strong as ever... "The Continental Army 'took over the airports'; it did everything...

Sent to me by a pal in the US: NTSB Air Accident Report

He gets to lick two arses on the same morning, one of which was his, while the other...