JAMES McGEE

Yep, and this bearded guy is its Deputy Minister, Ahmadullah Wasiq. Well, actually, I'm pretty sure they're all bearded because if you...

Now, let's face it, there are a fair few of us - make that probably millions - who figure that Russian elections (I use that term...

Suffolk has Sutton Hoo. London has this, a burial mound for what's left of this country's dignity...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's.....oh, come on, seriously..?

Well, that sure didn't last long... Honestly, this has been like watching grown men play musical chairs. No sooner was Edwin Poots forced...

Who was that masked man..? Answer: Edwin Poots, Leader of the DUP - the Diplodoc, sorry, the Democratic Unionist Party - (temp), who...

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more surreal, meet Paul Givan, just appointed First Minister for Northern Ireland by the new...

If you look very carefully, Ursula, you can just see my integrity disappearing over the top of that hill...

And why do I write that, I hear you cry..? Meet Edwin Poots, the newly-elected leader of Northern Ireland's Democratic Unionist Party...

The Orange Loon's at it again. Yeah, I know I seem to refer to him a lot but come on, the man is comedy gold. Once again he was...

Meanwhile, the SomersetLive website is doing its best to keep up morale...

"And the winner is ... a movie from South Korea. What the hell was that all about? We've got enough problems with South Korea with trade....