So, Captain Tom Moore, and what did you get for your birthday this year? Anything interesting..?
You mean apart from the 125,000 birthday cards,, over 1,000 presents, a promotion to Honorary Colonel by the Queen, a Royal Mail postmark, a nomination to be included in the Honours list, a Number One hit single, the Pride of Britain Award, a Shrewsbury Coat-of-Arms, and a fly-past by the RAF involving a Spitfire and a Hurricane..?
Er, let me think...
Oh, hang on. you didn't mean this: the new mural installed by a double glazing company in Tamworth, West Midlands, by any chance..?