Dealey Plaza - Nov 2nd, 2021
Just when you figured it couldn't get any more surreal, those QAnon dingbats have taken their conspiracy theories to a whole new level. If you thought their belief that Hillary Clinton and other high ranking members of the Democratic Party were followers of a lizard cult that sacrificed babies in a cellar beneath the Comet Ping Pong pizzeria (I did not make that name up), you ain't heard nothing...
Their latest desperate attempt to change the course of history was for a mass of them to congregate at the scene of John F Kennedy's assassination (Nov 22nd 1963) to welcome the resurrection of John Kennedy Junior who, along with his wife, died in a plane crash off Martha's Vineyard back in 1999.
Yeah, I know, that's what I thought...
Turns out, these morons are under the illusion that Junior's death was nothing but a hoax and that he didn't die but, instead, has been secretly planning a political comeback as - wait for it - Donald Trump's Vice President, when the Orange Loon wins the election in 2024.
No, seriously, that's what they really do believe.
Unsurprisingly, neither Junior nor his dad, nor any other deceased member of the Kennedy clan, as far as I know (not even vile old Joseph), made an appearance. Cue acute disappointment all round.
But no matter, it turned out that it was simply a matter of timing, and that he would, in fact, appear later that evening at a Rolling Stones gig.
Now, if it had been Charlie Watts who turned up, I'd have been seriously impressed.
Sadly, neither of 'em did....
Q, whoever he/she is, must be laughing his/her socks off...