JAMES McGEE

When you're down to your last £200 million, a food bank's the only option...

Jeez, any more lies, and these Pinnochios are all gonna need a nose transplant..

Ah, yes, but is it more relaxing than Radox..?

Back in the real world. Whaddya mean you've run out of seed..?

Is this what they call a sh*t hole in one...?

Oh, hang on a sec....

Russian invasion force reports a shortage of camouflage material...

They say clothes maketh the man. Well, in that case...

Interesting snippet...

No sense of humour, that's his problem...

A discerning audience...

All together now; a one, two, three, four...

Marina Ovsyannikova - one very brave lady...

Don't mess with Ukrainian mothers. You cannot hide and they will take no prisoners...

Sticks and Stones, Vlad. Sticks and stones....

R.I.P

Boot's on the other foot, eh? How's it feel...?

Gavin Williamson awarded a knighthood...? Nope, I have no idea either...

Who's been a good boy, then? Roll over! Roll over..! Now, fetch..!

You've heard of Chinese whispers..? Well, now we've got...